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Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:57:11 GMT

HERE

JIM HOLLANDS

3rd December 08 – 31st January 09

Bureau presents Here by Jim Hollands; a hallucinogenic dissolution between the screen and the viewer forming a radical new art agenda for the 21st century.

Here is a seventy-minute remix of a rarely seen existing work written by Joe Orton, called ‘The Erpingham Camp’. Originally screened on TV in 1966, it has been experimentally remixed in sound, image and words, with subtitles, and partly in anaglyphic (red/cyan) 3D. Large parts of the work operate under flicker frequencies of 8-13hz, and as such are viewable by epileptics or those prone to seizure at their own risk.

Called 'one of the most important new videos to be made in the UK in recent years' by Ian White, film curator at the Whitechapel, London, its psychic 3D odyssey erases and re-inscribes Orton’s play with a viral anti-narrative. Here transposes modern life into a structure, drawn as much from the cut-ups of William Burroughs, as it is from the psycho-social machinations of the internet, and by doing so becomes video as radical communication.

Jim Hollands is an artist working across film, sound and performance. He was the resident curator of a major avant-garde centre in London, The Horse Hospital, between 2000-2006, and is a member of the experimental sound group, Patricide.

LISTINGS INFORMATION

Exhibition: Here
Please note: The film Here is 70 minutes long and will screen at 12.30pm, 2pm and 3.30pm daily, during the gallery opening hours. 3D glasses and refreshments will be provided.

Artist: Jim Hollands

Exhibition Dates: 3rd December 2008 – 31st January 2009

The gallery will be closed for Christmas & New Year as of 21st December 2008 to 14th January 2009.

Venue: Bureau, Ground Floor, Islington Mill, James Street, Salford / Manchester. M3 5HW
Email: info@bureaugallery.com
Website: www.bureaugallery.com

For further information about Jim Hollands: http://here.chantdownbabylon.com

Gallery Opening Times: Wednesday to Saturday 12 - 5pm
Admission: Free. Fully Accessible.

A live performance by Patricide (Jim Hollands, Aryan Darzi and GazCloud) will take place alongside the exhibition in late January. Details to be confirmed. Please visit the Bureau website for information.

For further information & images please contact Bureau at: press@bureaugallery.com

Y'all

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 00:37:42 GMT

know what you gots to do if you think he's cheatin on your ass.

Sat, 27 Oct 2007 23:00:39 GMT

http://mistersloane.blogspot.com/

Every department of your mind is to be programmed by u and unless u assume your rightful responsibility and begin to programme your own mind the world will programme it for u, volume one.

Tracklisting :

Denzlyn, Jemilla and Zarijess from Paternoster
How We Roll : KONFAB feat. Jaak
Andapende : Brikz
Oboma anda pende : Amakoporosh
Do It : Bleksom
Sister Bethina : Mgarimbe
Dikuku Tsa Mumsy : DJ Walker featuring Senyaka
Denzlyn, Jemilla and Zarijess from Paternoster
Extension 2 : DJ Cleo
Bloemfontein Funk : DJ Cleo
Gabz To Mbabane : DJ Cleo
Ndiya Ndiya : Zulu Naja
Durbans Dance : DJ Cleo
Feel The Music Ft Theo : Revolution
Love Me Tonite (Just For Tonite) : DJ Bobo
I May : DJ Cleo feat Jodi Gold
Goodbye Ft DJ What What : DJ Cleo
Denzlyn, Jemilla and Zarijess from Paternoster

more liner notes, pictures, photos and links at blog address. Enjoy more!
Picture by Dr Paddy Glackin.

Here

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 18:27:17 GMT

I made a new, feature-length film/video, details about it at :

http://jimhollands.blogspot.com

synesis also wrote a piece about it which you can see here :

http://synesis.livejournal.com/

Fri, 18 May 2007 03:02:06 GMT

I was brought up on this suicidal shit. But god, did I love Eric.

Harriet Cross, rest in peace.

joy! for vince

Tue, 01 May 2007 22:47:17 GMT

may day song

Tue, 01 May 2007 22:16:51 GMT

ha-one, ha-two, ha-one two three four....

Got a gig this Thursday

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 21:26:54 GMT

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f119/mistersloane/glassflyer-1.jpg

Patricide play a gig with Glass

this Thursday ( 19th April )

at

the pleasure unit
bethnal green E2 6LG

www.myspace.com/killyourfather

http://www.myspace.com/glassonline

or

www.pleasureunitbar.com

also playing are
Silver Sided
http://www.myspace.com/silversided2007

and Broken Mile
http://www.myspace.com/brokenmile

but I haven't met those two bands. They sound dreadful lol. Glass are great though.

Doors are at 6, Glass are on before us weirdly and we're on at 10, so get there at 9 and you'll have double top fun.

Haven't been online to chat much, last November my sister got ill and eventually died so I did that and mourned and then went to China and now I'm finishing off ( hopefully ) my masters and making tons of sounds, but see you all more after I come out of this stretch, about nine more weeks hopefully.

My lovely lady lumps

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:07:24 GMT

Happy Easter

Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:40:12 GMT

Fucking amazing piece of software

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:52:51 GMT

Sorry, Pc users.

http://osx.iusethis.com/app/peel

This is an MP3 blog aggregator, but you can just stream the songs from any blogs you want. Just genius.

So, right

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:31:44 GMT

if mutton is a female lamb that had never had children, and one eats it, it's full of oestrogen, right? Had anyone here ever eaten real mutton? It fucking spaces you out like a motherfucker. Is that what oestrogen does? And, in which case, would there be a male meat equivalent? A meat full of testosterone? Or is that what one of one eats meat eats all the time?

Places to visit

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:13:10 GMT

I've been hanging out on

http://www.dissensus.com

alot, I like alot of the people on there, good conversation, nice music, the sooner they invent drugs we can email each other the better.

The Economic Burden Of Depression

Wed, 31 Jan 2007 23:57:56 GMT

In America in 1990, depression cost the economy 43.7 billion dollars.

That's a thought.

http://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&lr=&q=cache:J9wrnIU2kgIJ:www.healthintegrated.com/articles/EconBurdenofDepressionUS.pdf+author:%22Greenberg%22+intitle:%22The+economic+burden+of+depression+in+1990.%22+

Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:44:34 GMT

Patricide - The Misanthropomorphism Sessions Demo One

This is not an act of violence, merely an attempt to communicate.
Just you wait.

Shank Riddim - Danny Weed
March Riddim - Virgo
Violynn - Cast Iron
Concerto Riddim - Mr Slash
Battle Riddim remix 2 - S.K.I.T.Z Beatz
The Flys _ Terror Danjah
Blazer - Dexplicit
Neck Of The Woods - Mr Slash
Selfdesstrukt - Ironsoul
Thatchers Children - Nothing

featuring
Ze - guitar, laptop
Nothing - guitar, laptop, theremin, vocals
James Benjamin Lee Hollands - MPC 1000, Kaoss Pad, vocals

The Misanthropomorphism Sessions demo 1.mp3:
http://download.yousendit.com/2B6B36FB5D58EA58

http://www.myspace.com/killyourfather

Ballad of Dorothy Parker

Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:11:30 GMT

I've got bigger teeth than yours
But when I had you on all fours
You had lips like her mouth

Not I a dentist never no
But when you were bent over, oh!
You had lips like her mouth

Your girth is wider
Than a purse
And I fell into a potato sack
But a potato sack
Holds less than that
and I swear it flashed an evil pout -
how come your guts don't tumble out?

Through your lips like a mouth
Lips like a mouth
Lips like a mouth.

Edmunds to you all

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:06:10 GMT

http://www.sendspace.com/file/r8gejn

Advance gig warning

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:31:18 GMT

My more, ah, metal persona will be performing at that. Free drink for the first person to guess which of the band names is me.

Log Off!

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 05:52:12 GMT

Well, I hate society and I hate kids.
I said, I HATE SOCIETY AND I HATE KIDS!

Log Off! Log Off! Log Off! Log Off!

Fuck the social order and the child
In whose name we're terrorized!

Log Off! Log Off! Log Off! Log Off!

Fuck the orphan Annie, fuck the waif from Les Mis!
Fuck all the poor little innocent kids!

Log Off! Log Off! Log Off! Log Off!

Fuck laws with capital L's and small
Fuck the whole network of Symbolic Relations
and the Future that serves as its prop!

Log Off! Log Off! Log Off! Log Off!
LOG OFF!!
Eyyorgurah! Eurrrrrrrrrrrrrrghckckckckck!

Inside Your Mind

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:01:44 GMT

" and if I really wanted to get inside your mind?"
( voiceover, heavy on reverb, reminiscent of Grecian 200 adverts )
"Well, tonight, you'd go home, and fall asleep, and dream of characters materialising, laid out one by one, like scribbles forming pictures of people, positioned like buffers on a pinball machine, and the next day you'd write in your journal
"Do you know what I'd do if I really wanted to get inside your mind?"

I don't dream of sheep, I dream of dreams
Eurrgh, my dreams are meta-memes.

RIP Silas1

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:47:57 GMT

Silas, my laptop, died last week. It wasn't a quick death. I had been researching Markov Chaney from the Illuminatus trilogy and came upon the work of Karl Koch, the computer programmer who is cited as having invented the trojan horse virus. He was a coke head who went under the name of Hagbard Celine and was eventally found suicided under mysterious circumstances. Weirdly, a biography of him was written by a guy called Markoff.

Anyway, I'm doing all of this and videoing myself doing it and suddenly this thing comes up on the screen that says "You are not a member of any group that you have access privileges for" and I think uh-oh and two days later Silas' hardrive collapsed. It was like watching something eating itself, he was groaning and making the worst noises and eventually now just won't switch on at all.

Question is, when I replace his hardrive, will he still be Silas? Or will I have to rename him 'Fuckup'?
Will he even like me? What if we don't get on?

Anyway, I won't be online for a while, and email is difficult, so have fun out there, cyberbytes. And don't look up Markov Chaney, cos it's real and he's alive.

I'm eight!

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 00:55:00 GMT

I got pissed off that even the average 8 year old can make one of these

and I couldn't. It took me all fucking day. There. I can go to bed now.

And what I'm dancing to? It's this

http://www.speedyshare.com/459292769.html

which is 17 minutes of puuuuuuuuure disco called 'I'm A Man' by Macho. Haaaaaaaaaardcore!!

Fuck off! All of you! All of you!

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:45:59 GMT

Tune of the week

Tue, 03 Oct 2006 20:13:34 GMT

For everyone not keeping up with the musical yout, the finest crew to come out of the grime scene are Ruff Sqwad, and they have a new mixtape ( Guns N Roses 2 ) out next week, I'd highly recommend it. There's been alot of breakdowns recently into exactly how much guys like this are earning ( no record industry input, having to produce mixtapes - which sell for around 7UKP as opposed to 'normal' Cd prices - with over 20 tracks as opposed to 12 -, producing their own videos etc ), I'll be buyin it just to give them so more dosh.

Here's one of their singles, Anna,

http://www.sendspace.com/file/12nhnd

For more details see

http://www.myspace.com/ruffsqwad

All Help Eris!

Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:00:51 GMT

Robert Anton Wilson Needs Our Help

( all words from http://www.rushkoff.com/2006/10/robert-anton-wilson-needs-our-help.php )

I hope people I've inspired with my work would band together to help me out in my later years if I needed it. Which is at least part of the reason why I'm sending what I can to support cosmic thinking patriarch Robert Anton Wilson, whose infirmity and depleted finances have put him in the precarious position of not being able to meet next month's rent.

In case the name doesn't immediately ring a bell, Bob is the guy who wrote Cosmic Trigger - still the best narrative on how to enter and navigate the psycho-spiritual realm, and co-wrote the Illuminatus Trilogy, an epic work that pushes beyond conspiracy theory into conspiracy practice. Robert Anton Wilson will one day be remembered alongside such literary philosophers as Aldous Huxley and James Joyce.

But right now, Bob is a human being in a rather painful fleshsuit, who needs our help. I refuse for the history books to say he died alone and destitute, for I want future generations to know we appreciated Robert Anton Wilson while he was alive.

Let me add, on a personal note, that Bob is the only one of my heroes who I was not disappointed to actually meet in person. He was of tremendous support to me along my road, and I'm honored to have the opportunity to be of some support on his.

Any donations can be made to Bob directly to the Paypal account olgaceline@gmail.com.
You can also send a check payable to Robert Anton Wilson to
Dennis Berry c/o Futique Trust
P.O. Box 3561
Santa Cruz, CA 95063.

http://www.rushkoff.com/2006/10/robert-anton-wilson-needs-our-help.php